"i'm glad mitt romney didn't win because my mom says that he wanted to take away the cat in the hat." - the six-year-old that i babysit, during an unrelated conversation
guess what an almost-empty subway car looks like!
"hold onto me"
you are the person sitting at the table drinking margaritas.
sometimes,
you are the person standing next to the table serving margaritas.
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"a nascent aroma"
when the little boys mother came home, he ran over to the babysitter and shouted,
if i were a girl, i would want my baby to come out of my vagina. i wouldn't want them to cut a hole in my stomach and pull it out that way.
and the mother blushed.
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what is the best food to eat before you have sex?
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