Peril Looming in the Water

"How was your day, did everything work out!?" - A new friend, via text message

cest ne paus un pigeon

self portrait: "putting my phone in my pocket"

that light!

"three things you need to keep track of"


your Environment
your Relationships
your Job


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Today, there was a huge grey cloud covering Manhattan.  But I knew that it wasn't going to rain.

I'm Moving.

You try plogging while you're moving.

My First Good Mood

"My goal in life is to be happy and to one day go to Egpyt." - An old friend, over the phone

 If you don't finish your Snapple, it will run away!

Some intern forgot to paint the billboard... 

Meta.

"Young Love"

I can't be bothered

to be at the point in a relationship

Where you have to hold in your farts.

I can't be bothered

To tell you that I'm a vegetarian.

I can't be bothered

To make conversation while we get dressed.

Or not take a shit in your apartment.

Want to make out?

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I'm trying this new thing where I only spend time people who want to spend time with me.

I lost my only pen! But it was just behind my ear.

Wearing Someone Else's Underwear

"Make decisions day by day and don't plan for the future" - My 23-year-old friend

hard time carrying heavy books

poetry

"Banjo Music Makes Me Reminisce"



Everything I do
Is in relation to you.

Waiting for a date

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"Child of the 21st Century"


Today
I had the thought:
What did people do
Before lighters were invented?

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Learning is good.

Yes And

"We have 26 mutual friends" - A person I overheard, speaking to another person that she just met

Urban Surfer

" Interactive Poem: Words that Rhyme with 'Cheers' "


Beer
Fear
Queer
Deer

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Nothing nothing nothing is better than pizza.

painting something blue that is already blue

"Don't tell mom" - My sister, via text, along with a picture of her new tattoo

if you don't brush your teeth, your tooth brush will run away!

"A Sad Warm Winter"


I'll say it again ,
I miss you when it's raining.

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dah bah dee dah bah die

How I Know I am a Performance Artist

"Kristen Stewart eats out in L.A." - An actual headline from an online publication

bikes exist

"Born This Way"

When Im in a room

Full of new people

My charisma shrivels up

Like a little baby penis

In cold water.

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