Thinking About Chairs

"Refrain from self-induced pain." - My dad, to me, in response to an email I sent him

 lonely tic-tac in a big world.

 someone teach this woman some better coping stratedgies.

Three Cheers for Swiss Accessibility! 

"While Star Gazing"

I think I'm here.

I don't know what I think.

The population of Saint Lucia is 

One Hundred and Seventy Thousand.

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What is too bad about the world is that so often we love people who don't love us, and people love us who we don't love.  

In other news, my happy one year wedding aniversary to my kindergarten girlfriend. 

I Think Your Puppy Is Stupid

"Hopefully in five years, I'll have a really ruch husband and then it will be okay." - My friend, about student loans

Even super villans get the blues.

"The Road Less Traveled"

Have you listened

To traffic

Recently?

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Grown-ups don't eat sour things.  

Too Much Beauty Can Be Exhausting

"Action expresses priorities." - Ghandi (duh)

almost a boat

"Three Things That Feel Amazing"



Having sex with someone you love.

Being recognized for your ability.

Getting your braces off.

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Whenever my wifi stops working, I take it as a direct sign from god.

A Little Older With Every Day

"It's like crossing the street without looking both ways." - My friend, on the severity of having unprotected sex

The snail pulls its shadow.

"Are You Kidding Me?"



Today,
I was looking at my hand
And a mosquito landed on it.

When you search my name
On the internet,
A picture of my unrequited love
Appears.

The only known predators
Of whales
Are humans.

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Gummy bears!

Why am I Here?

"Or you could go back to college." - The fifteen-year-old girl whose family is hosting me in Geneva, about how to find your soul mate

It is very important for infants to have a strong sense of national identity. 

"All There Is To It"


Wow.

Clouds...

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But in reality, being unhappy can also teach you something about being happy.

What Beautiful Is

"Remember, move forward with your eyes wide open." - My mom

don't fuck with this cat.

"before i turn around"


at worst
it feels like i made you up.

the stuff of myths.

do i send the letter
from gay
paris?

W.W.O.D?

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There's no point in looking before crossing the road if you don't look in the right direction

I Just Can't Stop Loving You

"You're whole life can change in a moment." - One of the mothers of the family that I'm staying with in Switzerland

Look what Europe figured out that we haven't.

"The Five Most Interesting Things To Watch (in no particular order)"


1) Ant hills
2) Crepes being made
3) Grass growing in fast-motion
4) Those people on the street who spraypaint canvases with scifi planet scenes
5) Clouds

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What is better than dreaming? What is better than listening to Michael Jackson Music?