Happy Post-Memorial Day.

"I don't think I am--although I have watched four seasons of 'The L Word'." -My sister, about not being a lesbian


"I'm not going to try it on, I know I'll be an extra small." -My mother, about a top from J.Crew, in front of her medium-sized daughter 

No photographs, please.

"At the Mall"

Picturing you

In all this clothing.

You'd look so cute

in that suit.

It's not fair

That I can't wear

Denim vests;

They remind me of you.

(But should I really

Be wearing

Denim vests

In the first place?)

At what point

Does this become creepy?

(At what point

Did this become creepy?)

Everybody poops.

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Everyone's parents are really into kokopelli, right?