Eating a Whole Cake

"I can basically place a game of Spider Solitaire, but it can't be too long--that's my attention span." - The stage manager of a piece I am doing, about her attention span

Check out that door.

"We Could Have Ice Cream or Beer"

Eating

Too large a bite

Of Wasabi

Is a torture

From which

You cannot release yourself.

Only time.

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Everyone loves Stacy's Cinnamon Sugar Pita Chips.  It's a biological fact.