criossants are mostly air

"oh wait! i want to sit on it, i want to sit on it! it's my turn to sit on it!" - the kid i babysit, about a whoopy cushion

i think i'm doing it right!

"karma of eating nonseasonal fruit"

i don't

want to oversell it,

but i seriously injured my thumb

while peeling a tangerine.

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i wonder if we started referring to "work" as another word if i would stop emotionally eating so much chipotle before my shifts.