Wednesday, March 5, 2014

sexual chemistry

"that's probably the last time i'll ever drink." - a man at my restaurant, who is can't know himself very well





fit for a queen!



"pizza bagels"


the days
are getting longer
and everything looks different in sunlight.

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"the mother of invention"


riding your skateboard 
twenty minutes away
to get to the nearest drug store
to buy lube
before a date
that is taking 
place around the corner from your house
is what science refers to as
"counting your chickens before they hatch"

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you know, for as intolerant as the catholic church can be, they are the ones who make people walk around with smeared charcol on their faces.

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how did the world survive so long without the capability to track packages online?  when i'm expecting a package, all i do is check it online and i'm stilll anxious about not receiving it.  





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