Memory of a Loved Place, In the Rain

"He couldn't spell his name." -The check-out person at Duane Reade, to his co-worker, about the customer before me.

 Pressure's on.

 I would have no use for this.

self portrait: "from a few days ago"

"The World's Most Depressing Trip to the Drug Store"

A pint of cookie dough ice cream

Hand cream

Comedy is in threes.

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What do they call it when you masturbate two times in one hour?