V. Natural

"None." -My coworker, when I asked him how many nights a week he got drunk (after he mentioned that he thought he was becoming an alcoholic).

I was supposed to have a productive day.

And I did have a productive day!

"The Goldhagen Method for Temporary Mental Health"

Masturbate:

Frequently

And often.

--

"can't you just be my boyfriend again?"

All day

I thought 

I didn't care.

But I was wrong.

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"Why I Don't Have Any Tattoos"

Today I woke up

And I felt

Like I was a creature

That had finally hatched

From its egg.

But I'm still encased

In an embryonic sack,

So I'm no longer staring

Into a hard opaque surface

But there is still a clear film

Separating me from the world

And obscuring my vision

(Though less than before).

So I have to stop eating before bed. 

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I need a massage.