at some bars, you can't wear jean shorts

"You know the worst part of my day? When mom forgot to buy me my summer reading book." - My little sister, about the worst part of her day.

self portrait: peeing in the wilderness

"What I Say to my Dog"

Do you know how much I love you?

Do you know how much I love you?

I love you so much.

I love you so much.

I'll miss sleeping with you when you're dead.

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Hanging out with high schoolers is the way to go.