"Mozart was writing symphonies when he was nine.  You are doing it." - My dad, about me.  

Another house is being built in America.

"While Eating a Salad"



The importance of the ability to spend hours with a person is not to be underestimated.

The importance of the ability to eat the same food as a person is not to be underestimated.

Nothing is better for a sinus infection than submerging your head in the ocean.

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"has everyone felt this way, or am i an alien"



hi,

i'd like to talk to you.
and tell you that i love you.

recently i started missing sleeping with you,
again.

i'm sure you're far away by now.
what a terrible thing to be sure of.

i'm sure i sound like a middle schooler by now.
what a terrible thing to be sure of.

oh,
what to do
with a hole
in one's heart?


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Nothing feels better than when suburban housewives say you have a nice ass!