trivia is so in right now

"Most people don't end up with the first person they fall in love with." -My friend's mom (who married her high school sweet heart)

A perk of being unemployed.

"I Forgot About Traffic"

Drive thru Starbucks 

In Suburbia:

Now I never have to see my neighbors!

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Something about being home makes me masturbate all the time.  Can I get an amen!