"What is the date?" - My mom, to me, the second after I woke up.
standing in the middle of the road
When the table comes preset with hand sanitizer...
"Sinus Infection: Day Fifteen"
Have you ever blown your nose
While you're taking a shit?
It is the closest
You can come
To exploding.
Just because I flush mine
Down the toilet
Doesn't mean
That someone isn't stepping in my poop.
--
"Honesty"
Softly
Tousled
Morning
Hair.
--
Today I bought myself an expensive water color set, because maybe I am the kind of person who owns an expensive water color set.
Ok! I've been listening to a lot of Sugar Ra recently!
How do you keep your car smelling nice? Keep a half eaten cinnamon bun in it.
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