cleaning my apartment

"actually, spectacular." - the six-year-old i babysit, when i asked him how his day was

we rode together from the barclays center to the brooklyn museum. i'll take community where i can get it.

"my condolences to the family"

i have recently become aware 

that one of my eyes

is noticeably squintier than the other.

all things considered, 

i feel as though 

i am dealing with this tragedy 

with grace.

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why do they even bother to make single-stuffed oreos?