"i'll steal your iphone! i don't care if you get killed!" - a stranger on the street, yelling to another person across the street
i never used to drop my iphone. then i did it once and the screen shattered.
now i drop my iphone all the time, and the screen has never cracked again. and that is a conspiracy.
"and everything starts to change"
i ate zucchini bread today.
it was tasty
but i couldn't help but wonder,
nothing iterates the selfishness of humankind like riding a bike up eighth avenue in manhattan.