"i like to fart." - the kid i babysit
but what color will they identify as?
bathroom of a six-year-old in park slope
if there were a contest
for "the bitchiest little girl"
this little girl
would win the "people's choice" award.
i bought some blackberry butter, which is close-to-but-not-exactly something i would typically buy, and it turned out to be delicious.