My First Good Mood

"My goal in life is to be happy and to one day go to Egpyt." - An old friend, over the phone

 If you don't finish your Snapple, it will run away!

Some intern forgot to paint the billboard... 

Meta.

"Young Love"

I can't be bothered

to be at the point in a relationship

Where you have to hold in your farts.

I can't be bothered

To tell you that I'm a vegetarian.

I can't be bothered

To make conversation while we get dressed.

Or not take a shit in your apartment.

Want to make out?

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I'm trying this new thing where I only spend time people who want to spend time with me.

I lost my only pen! But it was just behind my ear.