a little whyne

"we have four small avocados.  what more could you want?" - a generation

the world's most disgusting toothbrush

pizza pie!

"heat rises"




i'm shitting in a starbucks

wearing my winter coat.

it is the unpleasant kind of shit,

with no beginning, middle, or end.

outside, i hear the barista yelling my name

desperately.

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dissapointed with the state of frozen food in the twenty first century.