Monday, March 3, 2014

in rooms full of strangers who know each other

"i know i speak for everyone standing behind me." - brad pitt, accepting the academy award for twelve years a slave




three friends, hanging out.



"if a then b"



i don't think that a shower is a particularly erotic place.

it's erotic insofar as it is not a bed. and having sex anywhere that is not a bed for some reason has an edge to it even though fucking is one of our most basic animal instincts and literally no other animal on earth has sex in beds other than humans. but aside from that, when i am in a shower i am not feeling particularly erotic. i am feeling either exhausted from an early morning or long day, guilty for having used my roommates conditioner for the millionth time in a row, scalding hot because it is winter and the landlords want to shut the white people up, or dirty due to my uncertainty about the last time the shower was cleaned.

i've had sex in showers.  i've had great sex in showers.  i've had great sex other places than showers. it's like ordering pancakes at brunch.  i'm sure i'll enjoy it, but i have some legitimate reasons why i'd rather have a vegetarian omelet with home fries and wheat toast.

mostly though, i'm not having sex in showers because i'm not having sex.

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i broke down and downloaded "let it go" from frozen and i feel great about it!



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