Saturday, January 25, 2014

what about me?

"i do like st. germaine." - a woman at my restaurant, trying to live up to gender stereotypes 



strange bedfellows.


sorry, everyone who is in my phone contacts



"my ideal physical type"

i like the kind of guy
who looks like a republican
(if he were wearing different clothes).

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i have done my homework, and "yorgos" is the best brand of store-bought hummus out there. this is not an opinion



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