banh who?

"Where are you going, Los Angeles?" -My cab driver, on my way to the airport to fly to Chicago

This is a lake, not an ocean.

"pretend it's Christmas"

it's rare
to find someone
who cares
about you.

--


Where is a worse place to fart--on an airplane or in a cab?


The feeling you get when you are about to de-board an airplane in an unfamiar airport and you know what it will basically look like inside but have no idea what it will actually look like inside.