Monday, February 24, 2014

i'm not coming.

"enjoy." - the woman behind the register at chipotle, when she handed me my burrito




so many birds are going to eat this raw rice and die!  why isn't anyone cleaning it up?



"some girls dance with women"




there is an acute difference between the feeling of being far away from something that you were once close to, and the feeling of being far from something that you were never close to.

i'm thinking about female orgasms. of all the different kinds of orgasms that there are out there, female orgasms are the ones i know the least about. (i'm sure within the category of "female orgasm," there is a fair amount of variability.  also, why do we logically separate orgasms by gender?)

i'm sitting on the train across from two people who look like nyu freshman based off all of their nyu apparel and still-pubescent faces.  one looks like a boy, the other looks like a girl, and they look like they are dating.  or, based on the amount that they are touching each other, at least very interested in having consensual sex.

i'm looking at this twelve year old boy and this twelve year old girl, and i'm thinking about what my female friends have told me about their orgasms, and i'm remembering so many of them talking about theirs being so elusive, and i'm envisioning the biological complexity of the vagina compared to the penis, and i'm reflecting on my own experiences of having sex with a girl around that age, and i'm understanding that there must be almost no possible way this green little boy is making this green little girl cum.

i've been told that there is no measure by which to tell whether the "male orgasm" or "female orgasm" is stronger.  i don't want to live in a world where the "female orgasm" isn't the strongest.  women's rights are human rights.

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' we can't legislate into existence a world that doesn't exist. '



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i am taking this moment in history to announce my official candidacy for the presidential elections of two thousand twenty eight.  what the fuck will we be caring about then?






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