Monday, February 3, 2014

soup or bowl?

"the partner who needs more is the more submissive partner." - my friend, paraphrasing a dominatrix he saw on a documentary




water is supposed to come out of that...right?



"what will future civilizations think?"


when they discover
that a groundhog's opinion of its shadow
is headline news,

when thy unearth our oceans of styrofoam
and rehydrate our monocultured fields,

when they calculate
that a ticket to the superbowl
is cost equivalent to a month's rent in manhattan
is cost equivalent two years of school fees in uganda,

maybe they'll wish they had hidden in their burrow
for six more weeks.  

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"three ways being a server is like being a lab rat"


1) i run around a human-constructed maze all day searching for food.

2) there is an inexhaustable pool replacements indistinguishable from me.

3) i eat my own poop.

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tax season is so fun.  getting your w2's in the mail from all the places you worked in the last year.  it's fun to see how little money you made, and reminisce about all the reasons that you don't work at those places anymore.  also, it's nice to know that those people are still thinking about you. 


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a dream is a wish your heart makes, okay?


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