rejazz

"my vacation days are much more valuable now, becuase my salary went up." - a person sitting at the table next to me, to their friend, in what may as well have been a different language.

i hate the empire state buliding.  that's not pretty to me.

"all the small things"

if we believe everything that public restroom signs tell us, all "women" wear dresses and all "men" are naked.  all "men" and "women" are the same height.  all people in wheelchairs are "men," and always sit in pofile.  nobody has hands.  nobody has feet. nobody has a neck.  everyone is one color.  nobody is height/weight disproportionate.  everyone is bald.

it's nice that "restroom" is written in brail unerneath the word "restroom" written in whatever the term for non-brail letters is.   but i hope whatever is written in brail says something different than what is written above.  what i hope is that each brail phrase underneath the word "restroom" on a public bathroom sign is actually a clue to a nation-wide scavanger hunt mystery that only blind people (and people who read brail) can participate in.  what i hope is that sometime around the turn of the century, a wealthy blind benefactor burried her fortune somwwhere at the bottom of the ocean right before she died.  and she knew that she wanted some blind person (or person who reads brail) to find it.  so she called the presidnet and asked him if she could hide clues to the whereabouts of her fortune on public restroom signs--since that would be the easiest way of reaching the largest number of blind people (and people who read brail), without running the risk that any people with sight (or brail illiterates) might find out.

and the president said, yes!  he said that would work perfectly! all the people featured on public restroom signs are blind, becuase none of them have eyes.


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what is "hot buffalo sauce"? what pecentage of the ingredients of "hot buffalo sauce" are naturally occuring in nature?  where did this flavor come from?