Dollar Drinks! (If you're in your underwear).

"It is illegal to ride your bike looking like that." -A homeless women I met outside the post office, about my shirtless-and-denim-cutoffs uniform.

Khun Flower Delivery requires you to specify your gender if you are ordering online.

"i'm never taking my toothbrush out of my  bag again"

This morning

I made the conscious choice

To incubate 

For an hour past

When my alarm was set.

And I realized

How arbitrary

That we call call it 

"Snoozing."

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Today I bought harem pants. Because...