trying to untangle a really tiny knot

"We detected irregular activity on your Bank of America debit card." -My bank, the morning after I purchased porn online using my Bank of America debit card.

 Yes, but what will you do when you have your third child?

 half organic cafe, half picture frame store. this is not a drill!

That feeling you get when someone who you think is weirder than you moves to a seat further away from you on the subway.

"Ask Nelson Mandela"

There is no

Grey area

When it comes

To a black and white cookie.

--

"A Tattoo on my Heart"

Oh, 

How it is raining.

And oh,

How I wish

I was on my way home

To you.

But nothing

I can say or do

Will make you want

To be 

With me.

Don't act
As if
It wasn't me
Who used
To pop
Your back zits.

(It's not the type of thing
That you can do
All by yourself).

The sound
Of rain
Is mundane--
In bed
Alone,
Without you
To hold onto.

But I suppose
You're fine
By now?

--

I want nothing more in the entire world than to go to a water park.